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Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my gov’ment gave to me…
unpayable tuition fees

On the second day of Christmas my gov’ment gave to me
Two-faced Michael Gove
And unpayable tuition fees

On the third day of Christmas my gov’ment gave to me…
Spineless Lib Dems
Two-faced Michael Gove
And unpayable tuition fees

On the fourth day of Christmas my gov’ment gave to me…
Promises reversed
Spineless Lib Dems
Two-faced Michael Gove
And unpayable tuition fees

On the fifth day of Christmas my gov’ment gave to me…
Lifelong debt
Promises reversed
Spineless Lib Dems
Two-faced Michael Gove
And unpayable tuition fees

On the sixth day of Christmas my gov’ment gave to me…
MPs a lying
Lifelong debt
Promises reversed
Spineless Lib Dems
Two-faced Michael Gove
And unpayable tuition fees

On the seventh day of Christmas my gov’ment gave to me
Schoolchildren kettled
MPs a lying
Lifelong debt
Promises reversed
Spineless Lib Dems
Two-faced Michael Gove
And unpayable tuition fees

On the eighth day of Christmas my gov’ment gave to me…
Bailouts for banking
Schoolchildren kettled
MPs a lying
Lifelong debt
Promises reversed
Spineless Lib Dems
Two-faced Michael Gove
And unpayable tuition fees

On the ninth day of Christmas my gov’ment gave to me…
Local council sackings
Bailouts for banking
Schoolchildren kettled
MPs a lying
Lifelong debt
Promises reversed
Spineless Lib Dems
Two-faced Michael Gove
And unpayable tuition fees

On the tenth day of Christmas my gov’ment gave to me…
Police horses charging
Local council sackings
Bailouts for banking
Schoolchildren kettled
MPs a lying
Lifelong debt
Promises reversed
Spineless Lib Dems
Two-faced Michael Gove
And unpayable tuition fees
On the eleventh day of Christmas my gov’ment gave to me
Slashed social housing
Police horses charging
Local council sackings
Bailouts for banking
Schoolchildren kettled
MPs a lying
Lifelong debt
Promises reversed
Spineless Lib Dems
Two-faced Michael Gove
And unpayable tuition fees

On the twelfth day of Christmas my gov’ment gave to me…
Massive welfare cuts
Slashed social housing
Police horses charging
Local council sackings
Bailouts for banking
Schoolchildren kettled
MPs a lying
Lifelong debt
Promises reversed
Spineless Lib Dems
Two-faced Michael Gove
And unpayable tuition fees

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